1. \rant

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  2. tastefullyoffensive:




  3. armazing:

    i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.

    (Source: erejearmin)

  4. (Source: kashimiru)

  5. Reblog if you’ve seen one of your followers naked

    (Source: theweedteacher)

  6. My weird skill is…

    So I have a track record of taking hardcore (often INTJ) mathematician, super reserved, come off as rather cold, severe lack of social skills, etc men and making them like me and have generally cheerful demeanors aka people are like “what they smile how did you do that”.

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  7. Idea for a two-volume book series:

    Book one: a life-affirming story about pretentious teens with superiority complexes who have experiences and give nauseatingly quotable musings on philosophy and what it means to be alive, which often involves their enjoyment of books and tea and their condescending view of the popular kids as sheep
    Book two: the same exact story, except this time it's being narrated by the teacher who has to deal with these asshole kids on a daily basis but is legally barred from saying "are you fucking kidding me" when they say some pretentious bullshit about how they prefer the smell of old books to the taste of alcohol. The teacher is re-telling the story to her friend at the bar, and her friend refuses to accept that these children could POSSIBLY be as pretentious as she makes them sound

  8. I do not need someone to complete me
    but if you wanted to
    we could walk next to each other
    into whatever is coming next.

    —   (via virginityclub)

  9. For dinner I ate chips and guacamole and then some chocolate donuts because hormones are a RAGING BEAST.

  10. Look like the innocent flower but be the serpent under it

    (Source: adelaidakane)