1. asapscience:

Numbers… All of ‘em. via Incidental Comics

    asapscience:

    Numbers… All of ‘em. 

    via Incidental Comics

  2. handsomedogs:

My friend’s German Shepherd, Alpha. Not even a year old, and he weighs 60 lbs! He’s so cute and huggable.

    handsomedogs:

    My friend’s German Shepherd, Alpha. Not even a year old, and he weighs 60 lbs! He’s so cute and huggable.

  3. spe-s:

    i want kisses and maybe a little bit of rough sex 

    (Source: mindless-freedom)

  4. Wearing my sexy pajamas to bed because fuck it I can feel sexy whenever I damn well please.

  5. In some sense, everything is trivial.

    — Topology professor (via mathprofessorquotes)

  6. Mothers

    I am so blessed to have a mom who when I think she’s going to say (in the middle of an argument) “I am your mother and I know what’s best” instead she says “I am your mother and I love you”

  7. notesfromthemargins:

    Last night I dreamed about the perfect waffle. 

    GUYS I ATE THE PERFECT WAFFLE. I FOUND IT. 

    It’s in Portland. It was so good we went back a second time. And would’ve gone a third but family and shit. Mother’s. Go there now.

  8. you know what terrifies me? i am teaching kids who are old enough to have tumblrs

    I AM TEACHING KIDS WHO ARE OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE TUMBLRS

    where did my youth go

  9. The clerk at the gym was telling his friend that he likes to organize the member’s cards in rectangles, but sometimes the only rectangle he can form is a long straight line. That man had discovered prime numbers.

    — Abstract algebra professor (via mathprofessorquotes)