1. For dinner I ate chips and guacamole and then some chocolate donuts because hormones are a RAGING BEAST.

  2. Look like the innocent flower but be the serpent under it

    (Source: adelaidakane)

  3. asapscience:

Numbers… All of ‘em. via Incidental Comics

    asapscience:

    Numbers… All of ‘em. 

    via Incidental Comics

  4. handsomedogs:

My friend’s German Shepherd, Alpha. Not even a year old, and he weighs 60 lbs! He’s so cute and huggable.

    handsomedogs:

    My friend’s German Shepherd, Alpha. Not even a year old, and he weighs 60 lbs! He’s so cute and huggable.

  5. spe-s:

    i want kisses and maybe a little bit of rough sex 

    (Source: mindless-freedom)

  6. Wearing my sexy pajamas to bed because fuck it I can feel sexy whenever I damn well please.

  7. In some sense, everything is trivial.

    — Topology professor (via mathprofessorquotes)

  8. Mothers

    I am so blessed to have a mom who when I think she’s going to say (in the middle of an argument) “I am your mother and I know what’s best” instead she says “I am your mother and I love you”

  9. notesfromthemargins:

    Last night I dreamed about the perfect waffle. 

    GUYS I ATE THE PERFECT WAFFLE. I FOUND IT. 

    It’s in Portland. It was so good we went back a second time. And would’ve gone a third but family and shit. Mother’s. Go there now.